Try this Hot-Shot
A Young Pilot in a Fighter Jet was Flying escort for a B-52 Bomber and generally being a nuisance, acting like a big Hotshot, Flying loops around the lumbering old Bomber.
The hotshot said over the air,
"Anything you can do, I can do better".
The Veteran Bomber Pilot answered, "Try this Hot-Shot"
The B-52 continued its Flight, straight and level.
Perplexed, the fighter Pilot asked,
What did you do?
“I just Shut Down Two Engines, kid" came the Sarcastic Reply.